Stressed out

This is an old we-got-too-stressed-out-over-exam-therefore-we-breakdown story from last year.

We were innocently discussing birthdays.

Maxine said that when Kim was born, she wasn't even made yet.

And Kim said that she was made in 1991.

Then suddenly someone pleaded...

"Can you please not say 'made'? It sounds so wrong."

So Physics mania Marilyn went...

"Fine. Input, output!"

Which triggered the funny bone in her twin, Kim...

"What's the efficiency?"

What followed next was an outburst of physics crap...

"What's the power?"

"What's the acceleration?"

"Got displacement?"

"How about the heat?"

"What's the velocity?"

"Time taken le?"

"Got pressure ar?"

"What's the force?"

And the winner goes to...

"What's the frictional force?"

iPeng. uPeng. wePeng.

And we thought we were studying....

Creative studying maybe. See how applicable science is in real life...? +.+"

EST was next and Amanda was found an article that said

"The bigger the gap between two siblings, the higher the risk of having Down syndrome."

"Yala. That's why velocity must be fast ma."

I swear Physics has never sounded dirtier....

In our defense, we were breaking down from stress. =\ This year we spent hours telling lame jokes that nobody even understands! Like the ant with the bicycle... only the bicycle had appeared out of nowhere.

"Why doesn't the ant leave any footprints on the beach?"

"Don't know."

"Coz he was using a bicycle. (laughs)"

"(dots...) Where did the bicycle come from???!!?"